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Apple: The Genius Bar

Wherein I sing a little song about the Genius Bar.

#9 • July 31, 2016

Welcome to Value Berry number nine! I’m your host, Justin Michael, and today… today we’re going to try something a little different.

If you’re listening at anything other than normal speed, or using something like Voice Boost in Overcast, please turn those settings off, as I’m about to burst into song.

Ahem.

Genius Bar Lyrics

Disaster strikes your Mac!
How do you get your files back?

Calamity befalls your iPad!
The speakers now sound really bad!

Misfortune afflicts your iPhone!
It’s okay if you’re accident prone!

Get yourself to the Genius Bar!
Hopefully it’s not too far!
Travel there by bus or car!
Tell them what your problems are!

Get yourself to the Genius Bar!
Hopefully it’s not too far!
Travel there by bus or car!
Tell them what your problems are!

Make an appointment online
You can pick the most convenient time
Look for the white glowing sign
Your device will be just fine!

Have a button that sticks?
They’ll run some diagnostics!

Have a screen with a crack?
Stay calm, it’s not a huge setback!

Lightning cable frayed?
Just make a quick trade!

Vents full of dust?
They’ll clean them with a gust!

Lint in a port?
That’s a problem they can thwart!

WiFi won’t connect?
That’s nothing they can’t correct!

Get yourself to the Genius Bar!
Hopefully it’s not too far!
Travel there by bus or car!
Tell them what your problems are!

Get yourself to the Genius Bar!
Hopefully it’s not too far!
Travel there by bus or car!
Tell them what your problems are!

Genius
Genius
Genius Bar!

The Genius Bar!
The Genius Bar!
Genius Bar!

Genius
Genius
Genius Bar!

The Genius Bar!
The Genius Bar!
Genius Bar!

Get yourself to the Genius Bar!
Hopefully it’s not too far!
Travel there by bus or car!
Tell them what your problems are!

Get yourself to the Genius Bar!
Hopefully it’s not too far!
Travel there by bus or car!
Tell them what your problems are!

If your iPhone falls in the drink
If your iPad tumbles off the sink
If your Mac display turns pink
If an app is causing a stink

Genius
Genius
Genius Bar!

The Genius Bar!
The Genius Bar!
Genius Bar!

Genius
Genius
Genius Bar!

The Genius Bar!
The Genius Bar!
Genius Bar!

End Genius Bar Lyrics

And that’s the Genius Bar, a really helpful place you can find at your local Apple Store!

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